Get off the high horse there, lads.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
On Thursday, KONM withdrew from a Zwift race after about 5km – and just can’t let it go.
Things have progressed quicker than expected. But KONM is still crap at cycling.
How do you even build a helmet for a head that size?
Africa’s Team could do with having a few more Africans in the team.
There’s a lot to like about Movistar, but last year they were just, well, weird.
Mitchelton-Scott and Simon Yates gave us an astonishing rise-and-fall-and-rise story in 2018. What awaits in 2019?
Team Sky made themselves so easy to despise that KONM stopped even bothering. Now KONM mourns the loss of a pantomime villain.
In which KONM mourns Greipel’s departure and fails to remain calm about the prospect of a big 2019 for Benoot.