Hiberno-watch April 2019: Bennett just keeps on winning stages
Here’s how Irish riders in the pro peloton fared in April.
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Writer featured in/on FourFourTwo, Guardian, The Set Pieces, Sports Illustrated, R&K, TFT, Nightwatchman, World Soccer, Pickles, Cricketworld and more. Twitter: @HeavyFirstTouch
Two Minute Read: Could Nairo Quintana actually be ‘back’?
Maybe. Possibly. Let’s at least hope so, eh?
Read MoreTwo Minute Read: Porn Pedallers revocation is a bad look for British Cycling – and the UCI
Get off the high horse there, lads.
Read MoreTwo Minute Read: Seriously though, isn’t classics season just bloody marvellous?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Read MoreThe crushing humiliation of having to abandon a Zwift race
On Thursday, KONM withdrew from a Zwift race after about 5km – and just can’t let it go.
Read MoreThe Worst Rider: Everyone has to start somewhere, sadly
Things have progressed quicker than expected. But KONM is still crap at cycling.
Read MoreTwo Minute Read: The Glorious, Magnificent Awkwardness of Conor Dunne
How do you even build a helmet for a head that size?
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Dimension Data
Africa’s Team could do with having a few more Africans in the team.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Movistar
There’s a lot to like about Movistar, but last year they were just, well, weird.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Mitchelton-Scott
Mitchelton-Scott and Simon Yates gave us an astonishing rise-and-fall-and-rise story in 2018. What awaits in 2019?
Read MoreI’d only just begun to stop hating Team Sky – now I’ll miss them when they’re gone
Team Sky made themselves so easy to despise that KONM stopped even bothering. Now KONM mourns the loss of a pantomime villain.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Lotto Soudal
In which KONM mourns Greipel’s departure and fails to remain calm about the prospect of a big 2019 for Benoot.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Groupama-FDJ
Amazingly, KONM is filled with a sense of optimism about Team Pinot-Gaudu in 2019.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Bora-Hansgrohe
This is Sagan’s team, and will remain that way until whenever he decides to move on or hang up his awful sunglasses.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Bahrain-Merida
Nibali’s back for another year raking in the benefits of oil-gotten gains at the more attractive of the WT’s Middle-Eastern shill-teams.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: Astana
Aside from Superman López, KONM can’t find much reason to be excited about Astana.
Read MoreTeam Focus 2019: AG2R La Mondiale
They’re French, they wear brown bib shorts and have a leader so mercurial he produces ultra-violet light. What’s not to like?
Read MorePeloton – What’s it all about?
If you’re looking for in-depth, insightful and high-quality reportage and commentary on professional road cycling, you’ve come to the wrong place.
Read MoreManager – What’s it all about?
Welcome to the sad world of Harry Eyre Du Peloton – Directeur Sportif, Introvert, Dickhead.
Read MoreThe Worst Rider – What’s it all about?
One cyclist’s journey from anonymity to further anonymity.
Read MoreKilometre Zero – KONM rolls gently off the line
So, here we are then: King Of No Mountains, the cycling blog no-one asked for.
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